Dear Mum...

Dear Mum,

Contrary to your suspicions, I haven't blocked you from my blog. There's no way that is actually possible. Anyone in the world can read it. As I've shown you many times before make sure you're typing the address in the address panel and not misspelling it. Make sure Josephine isn't misspelling it either. Hi Jo. I got the memo through a sister that will remain anonymous. This aside, you're doing quite well for a woman who doesn't like dvd players because you can't rewind.

Can't wait for the next memo.

Terence of Arabia